we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Hades appreciation post.
He is kind of one of my favorite Disney villains.
He’s so sassy! I love it!
He’s one of the reasons why I point out this movie is hilarious.
YES, I KNOW IT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL FRICKIN’ MYTH. But it can still be good/funny for what it is.
“Mr. Zeus. Mr. High-and-Mighty. Mr. Hey-You-Get-Off-of-My-Cloud.”
Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for the part after James Woods auditioned. Many of the oneliners were improvised. The top gif was his greeting to the writers when they were first introduced.
This is true! Everyone they were auditioning for the part were acting all large and scary and “I AM HADES, LORD OF THE UNDERWOOORRRLLLLD” and James Woods was like “fuck it” and walked into the room like “Name is Hades. Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin’?”
AND THEY LOVED IT.
In the first gif, it’s obvious that Katniss is the one who goes in for the kiss. In the second one, it’s also obvious that she slightly pulls away, thinking the kiss is over.. But in the third gif, Peeta does the only selfish act he’s probably ever done. He pulls Katniss back to him and deepens the kiss, because he’s planning to die soon, and he wants to kiss (really kiss) the girl he loves for the first and last time.
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
- before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
- after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING